Scott, dog.
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It’s been so hot outside lately. Despite it being September and thus, in spirit, fall, the heat has been positively oppressive. And who wants to take their dog out in that? Luckily for the L.A. folk, they have another option. Adam Scott (Severance, Parks and Rec) will walk your dog. For the right price, that is. Scott is auctioning off his dog-walking abilities as part of the Union Solidarity Coalition’s auction to benefit their crew health-care fund. You just have to live in L.A. But maybe you don’t have a dog. Or maybe you don’t live in L.A. Luckily, the USC has many other options for you, including but not limited to:
- Lena Dunham painting a mural in your home
- Parker Posey’s personal collection of Dazed and Confused and Party Girl memorabilia
- The current leader in the category of “most bids,” a signed apron from the cast of The Bear
- John Lithgow creating a watercolor portrait of your dog
- A “fan pack” signed by the cast of Arrow — a cast that includes Stephen Amell
Someone’s got his tail between his legs.
